i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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