I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Can Purell be used as lube?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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