we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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