But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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