That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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