she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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