I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
