Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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