If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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