i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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