Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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