I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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