He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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