But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Randomize
