Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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