my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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