i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just googled if crying burns calories
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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