but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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