love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
