So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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