so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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