I wanna passion pit in your ass
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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