Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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