Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We left the knife in your bed.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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