Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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