I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
did you just send me my own nude
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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