ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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