Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
