i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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