Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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