you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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