just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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