I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
