I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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