never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
