I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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