just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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