that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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