Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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