nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
