I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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