I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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