How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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