have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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