I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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