so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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