If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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