I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.