what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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