Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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