i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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