I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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