I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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