Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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