My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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