here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have post one night stand depression
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